Okay here it is.....I wanted to write this time about all the things no one really tells you about..
 
I'm sorry if I offend anyone in this blog but its been on my mind...
 
We all know that pregnant women have more gas....I swear I fart at least 100 times a day whether I admit it or not to anyone it happens...I don't know why even the smallest of  farts that barely have an effect have the worst smell...
so here it is...if you’re by me and it stinks...I probably farted...I'm sorry to all my co - workers and most of all my husband...
 
I also want to know why everyone always talks about how constipated you are why pregnant....It has had the opposite effect on my body...I was always regular when it came to going #2 but now oh HELLL watch out...If I am not by a bathroom I might have an accident...
I was in the grocery store and I thought I had to fart and OH NOOOOOO. I sharted in my pants and had to leave my cart of groceries in the aisle and take off...
Now most of the time I can control my bowel movements but sometimes I have accidents....not pleasant...once again my poor husband.
 
 
Next point of concern is my bush....I was never a hairy person and since I've been pregnant I swear my bush has doubled in size....not saying this is a bad thing when you've had a see through bush your whole life but trimming when you can't see your bush is bad...
I was naked in front of my husband and I asked how does my bush looked...I've never seen someone laugh so hard and couldn't stop...he asked if there was something wrong with my eyesight.  WHAT? WHY?  I tried to grab as much hair as I could see and trim it...now I know I knicked myself a couple of times...but what I didn't know it was all in patches and crooked...I tried waxing and its so sensitive down there that I thought I would take care of it this time on my own...not a good idea...I guess I will go back to the waxing and deal with the pain...
 
Now lets talk about his bush...I told my husband since I wasn't going to trim mine that he shouldn't trim his so I knew he wasn't cheating on me.....OMG....I didin't know my husbands bush could grow that big....so not a good idea ladies...Let him trim it...once again...my poor husband.
 
 
I am getting ready to start my third trimester next week....I will write in my next blog about sex and a couple other things I've observed...until then....



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