I looked at my bush in the mirror today. It used to grow in a nice triangle but now it's vines that grow rapidly up a wall all over my pubic area and up my stomach. I was telling my husband about my bush and told him to check it out.....He got so distracted about how big it had grown that he jumped into the shower and burned his chest because the water was so hot. He had to put vaseline all over his chest before we went out to dinner with our friends for our anniversary dinner. He might have second degree burns from the shock of looking at my bush... 

Now lets move onto My vagina - has anyone ever looked at their vagina while they are pregnant? It's quite scary! First Of all, it's a different color. It's darker. I took a mirror down there because I was curious to see if my vagina got darker like my nipples got darker and it did....what happened? my nipples got darker cause the baby needs to see them for breast feeding...but whats the point of my vagina getting darker.? I don't get it.......your vagina looks like somebody kicked it. I used to think I had a pretty vagina. Slightly pink, not much hair and just perfect. Porno perfect ! NOT ANYMORE........

Secondly, do you know what PP stands for? Let me enlighten you. The initials stand for puffy p****. I'm sorry if those words offend anyone but it's a puffy p****. It puffs out! If you can't imagine a puffy p****, think about your normal vagina and somebody adding air to it. Now it puffs out...Its a FUP that is lower so its called the PP..

Now lets talk about my butt. So my husband asked me if I knew what my butt looked like in my pajama pants. Thinking that it looked good he said" do you want me to take a picture so you can see what it looks like"? I said yes thinking it looked good. Holy smokes, he showed me the picture not only is it twice the normal size but I have cellulite. We both laughed for 20 minutes. I'm not saying all these things happen to all pregnant women but they did happen to me.

I am sorry if I offend anyone with my blog...just need to get it off my chest...I am especially sorry to my husband...who has had to deal with me and all of this...

8 weeks to go....

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Okay here it is.....I wanted to write this time about all the things no one really tells you about..
 
I'm sorry if I offend anyone in this blog but its been on my mind...
 
We all know that pregnant women have more gas....I swear I fart at least 100 times a day whether I admit it or not to anyone it happens...I don't know why even the smallest of  farts that barely have an effect have the worst smell...
so here it is...if you’re by me and it stinks...I probably farted...I'm sorry to all my co - workers and most of all my husband...
 
I also want to know why everyone always talks about how constipated you are why pregnant....It has had the opposite effect on my body...I was always regular when it came to going #2 but now oh HELLL watch out...If I am not by a bathroom I might have an accident...
I was in the grocery store and I thought I had to fart and OH NOOOOOO. I sharted in my pants and had to leave my cart of groceries in the aisle and take off...
Now most of the time I can control my bowel movements but sometimes I have accidents....not pleasant...once again my poor husband.
 
 
Next point of concern is my bush....I was never a hairy person and since I've been pregnant I swear my bush has doubled in size....not saying this is a bad thing when you've had a see through bush your whole life but trimming when you can't see your bush is bad...
I was naked in front of my husband and I asked how does my bush looked...I've never seen someone laugh so hard and couldn't stop...he asked if there was something wrong with my eyesight.  WHAT? WHY?  I tried to grab as much hair as I could see and trim it...now I know I knicked myself a couple of times...but what I didn't know it was all in patches and crooked...I tried waxing and its so sensitive down there that I thought I would take care of it this time on my own...not a good idea...I guess I will go back to the waxing and deal with the pain...
 
Now lets talk about his bush...I told my husband since I wasn't going to trim mine that he shouldn't trim his so I knew he wasn't cheating on me.....OMG....I didin't know my husbands bush could grow that big....so not a good idea ladies...Let him trim it...once again...my poor husband.
 
 
I am getting ready to start my third trimester next week....I will write in my next blog about sex and a couple other things I've observed...until then....



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So I am now officially 5 months...wow. I can't believe I am halfway through. Sometimes I feel as though time has gone fast and then other times I feel that its going so slow... I will fully admit I am not the best pregnant person but I can't wait to meet my little one...that's what keeps me going everyday that I am growing a little person inside of me.

We just had our 5 month appointment and found out what were having...I am so excited I can't wait to let all the listeners know at our show at the Grizzly Rock on Dec. 7th...We are going to reveal the baby's sex.

With each ultrasound the journey is so amazing. From the first one where it looked like a tadpole to today where its a little baby with all its organs and fingers and toes. The most amazing part of the ultrasound is watching how much the baby moves around...Its so wonderful.

I haven't felt the baby move yet but I am can't wait till that day comes...

If you have any baby names I would love to hear them...I love all the unique suggestions...

In my next post I will reveal the baby's sex...till then

The HealthONE Women’s Care Network is the largest network of OB care in the state, at 6 hospitals in the metro area, delivering nearly 13,000 babies every year. We know you would do Anything for your Everything, and we can help you achieve the pregnancy and birthing experience you’ve hoped for. HealthONE is proud to support Kathy Lee and her journey toward motherhood.

At HealthONE, our highly experienced staff delivers nearly 30 percent of the babies born in the Denver metro area each year – more than anyone else. More expectant moms trust HealthONE for superior prenatal and labor and delivery care.

HealthONE Women’s Care – Anything for your Everything.