Here's this morning's list of things that guys should never wear after 40:

• Horizontal stripes
• Mid thigh jackets
• Pleated pants
• Double breasted blazers
• Capri pants
• Low rise jeans
• Skinny jeans
• Earring
• Fanny packs
• Tie dye
• Backwards baseball caps
• Tube tops / crop tops
• Hemp anything
• Livestrong bracelets
• Speedos (!)
• Shorts above your knees (John Stockton)
• Camel toe anything
• Murse (man purse)
• Spandex
• bicycle outfits
• rat tail or any pony tail
• mullets
• clamdiggers
• velcro shoes